Blue Cheese, Fun Rocks and Shakespeare

The University of Texas has commissioned a study to determine why men and women have sex. The top two reasons were….

1. Because they were attracted to each other..

2. Because it felt good…

 Um excuse me how much money did you spend on this? You can do this study for free or atleast the price of a pen and paper. Ask a bunch of college students and I’m sure you will get honest answers. When it comes to sex, men are usually honest. The lies come before sex… you know to set things up. Then we are pretty truthful during and after, unless we are wanting more sex.

My problem is that this is common knowledge… why do you need to even ask?

I want to conduct a study on how much money is wasted on useless studies that A) Are common knowledge or B) Have no reason to be studied.

 On the other hand… did you know 2000 coconuts can have the same effect as viagra? Now that must have been a fun study.

Went and saw The Simpsons Movie with some friends last night. It was a riot! That is all!

This is getting too good to be true. Only thing that would make this better is if she was holed up inside a shed with an alcoholic bottle in one hand and a shotgun in another screaming “You Ain’t Taking Me Alive Mother @#$@ers!.”

I actually found a picture of the Lindsay Lohan hostage crisis…. This is pretty shocking..

What is really shocking is how horrible that is lol. I did that on paint hehe. I really need to get a copy of Photoshop!!

Link to the real story

http://wwwww.tmz.com/2007/07/27/lindsay-i-wasnt-driving-the-black-kid-was/

I have Pac-Man Fever… oh yeah!

My biggest obsession is The Ramones. Joey Ramone is a really ugly guy but he is one of the few men I would have sex with.. the others being really rich or well Sean Connery.

Don’t lie! You know you would have sex with Sean Connery too.